I need a study break so I thought I would post something on the old blog.
First of all, Natalie has been the coolest pregnant lady ever. She's always so chipper, even when she is sick. I wish I had that quality, when I am feeling sick I can get somewhat cranky. One of the only times I've ever seen her get really angry during the last 3 months is at the TV, when 24 decided to ax (or is it axe?) one of our favorite characters. She vowed to boycott the show, but when her hormone fueled rage cooled, she came to her senses and got excited for the next episode.
Secondly, I have been studying a ton for med school, and oddly enough our bed has become one of my favorite study spots. The reason I mention this is that lately Natalie has been coming up and sleeping at the foot of the bed while I study. She came home from the gym the other day and just crashed at the foot of my bed for a quick nap. It's like I have my own little pet! She even makes cute little noises while she sleeps, like a real pet would do.
Last thing, when we do have a kid, I am definitely getting our kid an outfit like the one below. Should keep our wood (actually laminate) floor nice and sparkly. If anyone knows where I can get one, let me know!
Do you think it would be wrong if I gave the little baby some caffeine (a Red Bull, perhaps), put some floor cleaner on the outfit, and let him/her go wild?
3 comments:
I'd be careful with Red Bull. It gives you wings, and you wouldn't want the little bugger to fly away without having finished cleaning the floors. Maybe Pepsi MAX would ensure proper grounding while maintaining the level of speed and efficiency you are looking for.
You could spray a little lemon pledge on the outfit before use and get not only the benefits of a sparkly laminate floor, but the lemon scent would mask any foul odors from the diaper of the worker. This would enable you to save money and get more work done through fewer diaper changes.
Also, when can we expect audio of the sleeping pet noises?
Well said Anonymous person, even though I am almost positive I know who you are. I will make the necessary changes to my plan. I will let you know I laughed very hard at this comment, for multiple minutes.
No way! Is that "baby Mop" for real? Nice! Start them with chores young, right?
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